• J.K. Rowling – Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows

    20140117-192700.jpgIt’s over! I actually can’t believe there’s no more left. I’ve been on a rollercoaster of emotions over the last week, with way more lows than highs, but the final high being the best one of all. Be warned that this review contains many, many spoilers, so if you’ve not read the book, I advise you click away!

    The books begins with Harry saying farewell to his ‘family’, the Dursley’s. His aunt and uncle don’t express much emotion at the thought that they’ll never see him again, but there’s a lovely moment between Dudley and Harry when, although he’s goaded and bullied him all his life, Dudley tells Harry that he doesn’t think he’s a waste of space.

    There’s an awful moment as Harry is being moved from his ‘home’ to The Burrow when we think that George has died, but it turns out that he’s had his ear sliced off by a death eater, later found out to be Snape. He hasn’t forgotten his sense of humour though, although Fred is disappointed:


    “Pathetic! With the whole wide world of ear-related humour before you, you go for holy?”

    The majority of the book leaves you feeling very doubtful about Dumbledore, and his intentions towards asking Harry to carry out this monumental task, without giving him any real help, only mysterious clues which do not prove to be easy to figure out!

    In the film, I’ve always found it an emotional moment when Hermione obliviates her parents to remove her memory so that the death eaters can’t use them to find where she is. But in the book, we find out that the first time that Hermione uses the obliviate spell is when they meet death eaters in Tottenham Court Road, and that she only cast a charm on her parents, which she plans to undo if they are successful in their plans. Which makes me much happier that Hermione won’t be left alone, and that she can get her parents back to share her life and that of her kids.

    I’m not going to talk too much about the finding of the horcruxes and the uncovering of the story around the deathly hallows, apart from to say that the action kept me hooked and desperate to remember what happened next, since it’s been so long since the last time I read this book.

    But the last 100-150 pages of the book had me more gripped than any book I’ve read in recent times. The fighting scenes were so well written, fast paced and full of action, but also interspersed with human moments and acts of bravery and mercy which made it much more realistic and full of emotional connection rather than just killing and maiming all over the place.

    The shocker for me was Percy coming back to fight along side his family against the regime which he supported so earnestly that he disowned his entire family and all his friends. At first I wasn’t sure if they were going to accept him back, but that’s not what true family does, and the Weasley’s are the truest family you can get.

    And in and among the horrific moments of the final fight, we finally see Ron and Hermione share their first kiss, prompted by the unusual moment of Ron sticking up for the house elves, and declaring that they can’t ask them to fight, ‘we don’t want any more Dobby’s’, referring to the fact that Dobby died to save them from Malfoy Manor and certain capture by Voldemort, a moment which definitely made me shed a tear.

    But not as big a tear as when we find out that Fred Weasley has died, along with about fifty other people in the battle to keep Voldemort away from the castle long enough for Harry to find the final Horcrux, Ravenclaw’s lost diadem, which bears the phrase ‘Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure’.

    At the very end of the book, we find the shocking truth about Snape, that contrary to popular belief, he wasn’t a death eater hell bent on making Harry’s life miserable until such a time as he could deliver him to Voldemort, he actually risked his life to keep Harry safe in memory of his mother, Lily, with whom Snape had been in love for nearly all his life. Snape’s patrons is a silver doe, the same as Lily’s was before she was killed by Voldemort. When Dumbledore asks Snape if he still loves her after all this time, Snape utters one word, possibly the most powerful word in the entire set of seven books: Always.

    Towards the end of the book, two characters really come into their own. Firstly, Molly Weasley. After seeing Hermione, Luna and Ginny and duelling with Bellatrix Lestrange, she shouts ‘NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH’, and forces the other’s aside while she duels solo with Bellatrix until she strikes the fatal blow, thereby killing Voldemort’s most faithful servant, and the death eater who tortured Neville’s parents and killed Harry’s godfather, Sirius Black.

    Speaking of Harry, he’s almost certainly the character who undergoes the biggest change in this year. Up until now, he’s been portrayed as lovely young man, but not exactly the best at magic, his spells often ending in amusing failures. But he comes into his own while Harry, Ron and Hermione are away from school, leading Dumbledore’s Army, despite the punishments received from the teachers who are now mostly composed of death eaters. We already know from the prophecy that it could have referred to either Harry or Neville, but Voldemort himself assured that it would be Harry when he decided that he would go after Harry to prevent the prophecy from coming true.

    But Neville proves himself a true Gryffindor, brave and loyal, when he stands up to Voldemort on his own after it looks like Harry has been killed and all hope has been lost. Voldemort sticks the sorting hat on his head and sets it on fire, but the sorting hat delivers something that it could only deliver to someone who truly deserved it, the sword of Godric Gryffindor, which Neville then uses to destroy the final Horcrux, the snake Nagini, thus setting about the final battle that Hogwarts will see.

    Well I think I’ve gone on for long enough now, so I’ll finish with just a little more. Firstly, I’ll say that since the first time I read this book, I’ve changed my opinion on the final chapter of the book ‘Nineteen years later’. I initially didn’t like it, thinking that it felt rushed and tacked on. But now I can see that it closed the book very nicely, letting you know that your beloved characters have grown up happily and peacefully, and that the memory of those that were lost lives on in the next generation.

    If you’ve got this far and somehow you haven’t read this book, go out and read it, read the entire series and absorb the magicality of the world that Rowling created. And if you’ve already read it, read it again. You won’t regret it.

    5/5

  • Nicola May – Star Fish

    Nicola May - Star Fish

    I’ve read a few other Nicola May books before and I’ve had a bit of a mixed bag really, loving a couple of them, and not really getting along with the others. This is the last one that I had left to read on my Kindle, so I was curious to see which camp this one fell in.

    My first impression was that the characters were rather stereotypical, a rather plain looking woman who doesn’t rate herself very highly, with a gorgeous gay best friend with whom she shares everything. I was also immediately distanced from feeling a connection with the main character (Amy) by her fondness for astrology, and soon realising the the entire basis of the book was around star signs. I don’t believe in all that mumbo jumbo, so it kind of put me off.

    The plot of the book felt to me kind of similar to the plot of another Nicola May book, Working it Out. A woman doesn’t know where she’s going with a certain area of her life (jobs/love), so she decides that rather than making an intelligent decision, she should just try a bit of everything. Whereas in Working it Out it was a different job every month for a year, in this book it was to try dating a man from each different star sign. What could go wrong, right?

    As I mentioned before, I just couldn’t form any kind of bond with Amy, she’s a very impulsive person, which manifests itself in her seeming to try to sleep with every guy she meets. She’s also extremely gullible, thinking she’s fallen for a guy and lending him £6k without any questions for a charity ball he is supposedly organising. But alas, when she turns up for the ball, it isn’t there and he’s swanned off to Australia with all her money.

    I probably should have guessed from the title of the book, but the star signs thing actually really started to annoy me by the middle to end of the book. Things like Amy blaming the failure of a date on the fact that the guy was the wrong star sign, rather than the fact that she got wasted before going go-karting and crashed spectacularly through all the other competitors and into a wall.

    The ending of the book (which I won’t spoil in case you do actually want to read it), was disappointing to me, although nothing that I didn’t expect after the other 90% of the book. You can probably guess that Amy chooses a guy and lives happily ever after, but in my opinion, she chose the definite wrong guy, although probably the one that she deserves.

    Apart from the lack of connection to the characters, I found that the plot jumped about quite wildly, like the author had thought of a list of ideas and was trying her best to fit them all in to the story, which meant that areas which could probably have had a lot more time spent on them to make the story feel more rich and complete and less scattered. And while I like my ‘chick-lit’ books, I don’t like the assumption that all women just want to read about the characters sleeping with everyone in sight, but maybe I’m just a little old-fashioned.

    1/5

  • Shannon Hale – Austenland

    Shannon Hale - AustenlandI guess that first I should admit that I started this book with very low expectations. After the last Austen-adaptation that I read (Death comes to Pemberley), I was expecting this one to be just as terrible. But actually, it was rather good.

    The story revolves around a woman called Jane, living in New York, who has been hopelessly obsessed with Mr Darcy (as played by Colin Firth in the BBC adaptation) for as long as she can remember. Every relationship she has fails because no guy can live up to her vision of the perfect Mr Darcy.

    But when an elderly relative dies, she leaves in her will a trip to Austenland in England, a place where you are transported back in time to the beginning of the 19th Century, dressing like the characters from an Austen novel, and becoming fully immersed in that world, not even allowed to take your mobile phone with you. And as Jane soon realises, there are actors employed to play the part of other characters from the book, all picked to help you have the ‘perfect experience’.

    But Jane isn’t their usual client. She’s only agreed to go in the hopes that she can rid herself of her Darcy obsession once and for all, whereas the usual clientele are there for a bit of fun away from their husbands. So Jane is surprised when rather than falling for one of the actors, she falls for the gardener, Martin. He’s like a breath of fresh air from the stuffiness and rules of the regency period, and they while away a few nights together watching NBA and drinking root beer. But alas, it looks like it’s not to be. At least the one thing that Martin has taught Jane is that she hasn’t given up on men completely, she just needs to find the right one.

    Which she is confident will most definitely will not be Mr Nobley. He’s arrogant, surly and rude and she can’t seem to fathom him, thinking him not at all like Mr Darcy. But she seems to have forgotten that the Darcy at the start of Pride and Prejudice also appears to be surly and rude to dear Elizabeth, just remembering the Darcy nearer to the end that Elizabeth falls in love with (and most likely the Colin Firth Darcy that emerges from the lake).

    So will Jane’s stay in Austenland end with her own Pride and Prejudice moment, or will the gardener Martin manage to win back her heart? And is everything quite as it seems? Have the lines between acting and real life become blurred? Well I won’t spoil it for you, but the ending was both a surprise and also exactly what I expected at the same time.

    I must say that I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book, which I initially only downloaded onto my Kindle because it was free. I’m very excited to find that there is a second book in the series (although it doesn’t look like it will be Jane as the main star). I’m also pleased to learn that they made this book into a film last year, and it comes out on DVD in a couple of months, it’s definitely one to watch. While I was reading the book, I pictured the character of Miss Charming as a rather buxom older blonde lady, and I was pleased to see that in the film the character is played by Jennifer Coolidge, who is exactly as I pictured the character in my head. Looks very promising to be a good film!

    I’ll just leave you with my favourite quote from the book (although I won’t tell you who says it so that I don’t spoil the plot), it’s definitely enough to make any woman weak at the knees!

    And if I don’t make you feel like the most beautiful woman in the world every day of your life, then I don’t deserve to be near you.

    4/5

  • J.K. Rowling – Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince

    20140110-232540.jpgThe first time I read this book, someone (not mentioning any names) spoilt the end for me before I’d even started, which annoyed me so much. You’ll know why if you’ve read this, but just in case I’ll try not to spoil it for you. I’ve only actually read this book once before, although I’ve seen the film many many times, so I was a little hazy about what actually happened in the middle, although with a familiar sense of foreboding about the end.

    I liked that at the start of this book we see the new minister for magic visiting the muggle prime minister. We don’t see this in the films, and I quite liked that we see the effect of the newly outbroken wizarding war on the muggle population. There were quite a lot of other changes from the book to the film, for example when Harry is discovered on the train just before it leaves the school, he’s discovered by Tonks, and not Luna. I did quite like the film version though, Luna may be loony, but she’s one of my favourite characters. I think the actress picked to play her in the films was perfect, and probably the reason why I like the character so much.

    The whole Ron & Hermione saga carries on again, with Ron and Hermione not speaking to each other for over 3 months of the book, but all is changed when Ron is poisoned and almost dies. I think Hermione realises then how strong her feelings for him are and sets aside the petty squabbles to stay by his side. However, they’ve still not admitted it to each other yet, even if Ron’s proclamation that he loves Hermione for helping fix his Defence against the Dark Arts homework does make Hermione a bit pink in the cheeks.

    Unlike Harry and Ginny, who finally get together in this book after much daydreaming on Harry’s part, even if it looks like it may have to reluctantly come to an end at the end of the book. I loved the Ginny character in the books, but I couldn’t stand her in the films, I think I just disliked the choice of actress. So although in the films I don’t like the fact that Harry and Ginny end up together, I love it in the book.

    Harry spends a good portion of this book getting closer to Dumbledore, who is almost like a father figure to Harry. Dumbledore also finally opens up to Harry and tells him the truth of what he knows about Voldemort, and the whole truth this time, not just the ‘need to know’ part. I also think that maybe Dumbledore knew what was coming, and that there may have been a reason why he felt the need to impart all his knowledge on Harry, just in case he was left alone to fulfil his task.

    [POTENTIAL SPOILER ALERT]

    I’m not ashamed to admit that I teared up at the end. Even though I knew what was coming, and even though I’d been preparing for it over the last 575 pages, I wasn’t ready for it. I know that it had to happen, but I couldn’t help but feel Harry’s emotion coming up from the page. I think the latter portion of this book is the best written part of the entire series, every single part just grips you entirely.

    I have two favourite quotes from this book, both from after ‘it’ happened.

    “Dumbledore will only be gone from the school when none here are loyal to him”

    And

    “I’m Dumbledore’s man through and through. That’s right”

    Both proving just how much influence Dumbledore had on Harry and his friends (e.g. the aptly named Dumbledore’s Army). And who knows how Dumbledore’s legacy might help Harry discover the final Horcruxes to defeat Voldemort once and for all…

    5/5

  • Lewis Carroll – Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland

    9780141194752Yet again, I forgot to bring Harry Potter to work with me. But it did mean that I have now had the opportunity to re-read Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. I remember reading it many times when I was younger, I had a very small hardback book with a pink cover on, which I think must have had an abridged version of the story, and I loved to read it.

    Reading it again, I’m not so convinced. I think the sheer bonkersness of the story is what appeals to young children, but as an adult, I found it quite baffling. Alice’s perspective on the book is definitely a young child’s perspective. When she thinks she’s falling through the center of the earth, she wonders if she’ll fall all the way through to where people walk with their heads upside down.

    She tries to make friends with every creature that she meets, but ends up offending most of them and repeatedly ends up on her own again, so lonely at one time that she cries enough tears to go swimming in them! She clearly isn’t afraid to take risks, drinking and eating things when she has no idea what they’ll do, just like a greedy young child.

    I mean, don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed the book, but I think that it doesn’t quite have the same magic as it does when you’re a young child and you think that things like this could actually happen, where you could end up at a tea party with the mad hatter, make friends with a cheshire cat and play croquet with a flamingo. But I guess I’ve just lost that childhood naivety and didn’t get the joy from the book that I thought I should.

    There were a lot of quotes from the book which I liked, particularly from the Duchess who likes her morals, although they don’t all make sense. Like this one for example:

    “Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.”

    It was a very quick read, and one that I will definitely read to my kids in the future (far, far future in case my parents are reading!), I’m sure they’ll delight in the playing cards painting the roses and alice growing large and small and large again in rapid succession, just like I did when I was younger.

    3/5

  • HM2014: Day 8

    Well I finally feel like I’m on the mend, so hopefully by the weekend I will be back on form. Busy day at work today so I didn’t have chance to get out at lunch for a walk. Once I’m feeling back to normal, I’ll be back at it with all guns blazing.

    Stats for today
    Calories eaten: 1,468
    Calories burned: 2,711
    Steps taken: 2,862
    Active minutes: 0

  • Review: A.R. Wise – 314

    20140109-195949.jpgI hadn’t really intended on reading this book, but I forgot to take Harry Potter to work with me today, so I downloaded a free kindle book to kill the time before work and my lunch break. I didn’t think I’d finish it, but I think it was only 200 pages, so it was gone in no time.

    About 3 pages into the book, I actually contemplated stopping immediately, because what I was reading was so disturbing that it was making me feel physically sick. It’s 1996 and a young boy looks to be having some psychotic episode, saying that something bad is going to happen at 3.14pm. And when 3.14 arrives, the boy goes mad, threatening to kill himself with a blade unless his dad gets in the bath. Which isn’t too bad, until he says that the Skeleton Man says that he needs to pour boiling water over his dad, and some kids start bringing boiling water up from the kitchen. Every time his dad tries to get closer to the boy, he digs the blade further into his own neck, leaving his dad with no choice.

    Wow, all very disturbing. But I thought I’d carry on and see where it went from there. The book keeps flipping back between the happenings on March 14th 1996 (3.14 in American date format) and the 9th March 2012 (almost 16 years later). The 1996 parts were all as disturbing as each other, but the 2012 part seemed more like the kind of book I usually read, revolving around a woman named Alma, her on-and-off boyfriend Paul and his friend Jacker, and two strangers that Alma has just met, Stephen and Rachel.

    As we get further through the book, it looks like the weird Skeleton Man from 1996 is slowly taking body parts from each of his victims, but why? And who is he looking for?

    The journey in 2012 leads our characters back to Widowsfield (the town where Alma was in 1996 when this green fog hit), in the hopes that she can remember what happened to finally lay it to rest. But why is the entire town fenced off and patrolled by security? And who has un-boarded up the town, and why?

    Things get very, very strange at the end, with 1996 turning even more grotesque (if that’s even possible), and 2012 taking a turn for the decidedly creepy. The end of the book was left on a massive cliffhanger, and I now know that it’s the first part in a trilogy. The second and third parts cost £2.50 each to download on Amazon, but I’m not sure I want to pay that much if the books are as skin-crawling as this one, which was at least free. I think I’ll let this settle in for a while before I decide. And I’ll definitely read the blurb of books that I pick from Kindle next time, to try and avoid books as horrifying as this, I think I may have nightmares!

    2/5

  • HM2014: Day 7

    Eurghhh. Feeling rubbish again today, although I had to go back to work for meetings. My step count was slightly higher than yesterday, but I still felt too rubbish for pushing myself hard for an hour with my maracattack. I really hope I’m feeling better soon, or I’m going to go mad!

    Stats for today
    Calories eaten: 1,310
    Calories burned: 2,829
    Steps taken: 4,032
    Active minutes: 0

  • HM2014: Day 6

    Well I was off work ill today and spent most of the day lying in bed, so I didn’t get much walking done at all, or my fitness DVD. Hopefully I’ll be feeling better tomorrow so I can get off my ass again, I feel terrible not doing anything but I’ve got no energy for anything except lying in bed with my book and a cup of tea.

    Stats for today
    Calories eaten: 1,349
    Calories burned: 2,426
    Steps taken: 1,063
    Active minutes: 0

  • J.K. Rowling – Harry Potter & The Order of the Phoenix

    20140107-134857.jpgWhen I updated my Goodreads status to say I was reading this book, there were a lot of reviews saying that this book was their least favourite of the HP series, but I disagree whole-heartedly. There’s A LOT that goes on in this book (and not just because it’s 766 pages long).

    The Ministry doesn’t believe that Voldemort has returned, and the most popular wizarding newspaper (The Daily Prophet), is doing everything it can to discredit Harry and Dumbledore. The book starts off with Harry fighting off a dementor attack in the Dursley’s muggle neighbourhood, and the pace doesn’t really stop from there.

    For me, this book is the one with the most character development so far, everyone seems to grow up a lot in this book. For a start, there’s the forming of Dumbledore’s Army, the secret Defence Against the Dark Arts club formed in the wake of the draconian measures imposed by Professor Umbridge, sent to the school by the ministry and taking over bit by bit. Even though Harry tries to convince everyone that he’s no good at fighting off the dark arts, he still manages to teach his fellow classmates some pretty advanced magic, even Neville, who everyone thinks is useless.

    The tension between Ron and Hermione continues to build throughout this book, with Hermione accusing Ron of having ‘the emotional range of a teaspoon’, and Ron exceedingly jealous when he finds out that Hermione is still in contact with Viktor Krum.

    I have to say my favourite part of this book is Fred and George leaving the school in a blaze of glory. At first, they’re just causing a distraction so that Harry can use the fire in Umbridge’s office to speak to Sirius, but they kick it up a notch, giving it everything they’ve got before flying away from the school on their broomstick to wild applause.

    We also find out why Harry is forced to spend summer after miserable summer stuck with the Dursley’s. The bond of love that protected Harry when Voldemort tried to kill him as a baby is also what keeps him safe, as long as he still lives with his Mother’s blood (i.e. her sister, his aunt Petunia). And although Harry hates to return to the Dursley’s now that the whole wizarding world finally believes that Voldemort has returned, at least he can now understand the reason why.

    Although the book was so long and took much longer than the others to read, I enjoyed every single minute of it, and can’t wait to start the Half Blood Prince now. I’ve seen the film very recently, so I can’t wait to remember how it matches up to the book.

    5/5